Where have all good men gone and where are all the gods?
(Paul’s got em’ all, locked up in the vault)
Where’s the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
(Would Secret Wars Kang do?)

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
(What about the Justice Leeeeague?)
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
(You’re a dirty lady Bonnie Tyler)

I need a hero
(He-Ro at affordable prices)
I’m holding out for at hero ’till the end of the night
(I just told you where to go)
He’s gotta be strong
(His joints are tight)
And he’s gotta be fast
(Speedy delivery)
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
(Even better he’s mint on card!)

I need a He-RO! (Then go to Paul’s Dinosaur Toy Vault!)


Don’t be like Bonnie Tyler! You can still get Mattel’s long since sold out He-Ro from Masters of the Universe Classics at one of our awesome sponsors. That’s right, the Dinosaur Toy Vault! Over at DTV Paul works late hours in the laboratory to come up with the best products for you. If this song doesn’t convince you to buy something from him, then perhaps his hilarious write-ups on the toy bios will.

Dinosaur Toy Vault has everything you need, from Vintage Ninja Turtles, to Super Powers to MOC San Diego Comic Con Exclusive He-Ro’s, he even has the ultra rare Mutt Williams figure!


He-Ro available now at Dinosaur Toy Vault! You don’t know which gem you’ll get until you buy it! Oh the excitement! Call now, operators are standing by!

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