Infinite Hollywood: Lego Advent Calendar

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About Newt Purveyor of Pop Culture, Professor of Pro Wrestling and award winning amateur scientist, Newton Gimmick founded and currently runs InfiniteHollywood.com. Newton has written for various websites such as 411mania and TNAWrestlingNews, before venturing out to stake his own claim of cyberspace in 2007. One of many web writers not afraid to profess his love of 80's cartoons, toys, pseudo sports and Jem. What makes Newton unique from the others? He does it all from the comfort of his custom, Denver: The Last Dinosaur Snuggie.

About Wesitron Being the odd man out was always hard for Wesitron. Born a southpaw on the mean streets of the Bluegrass State, he learned to fight and claw for acceptance against his oppressors. “Lefties are people, too” they condescended. And with a smirk does he sip his Diet Dr. Thunder, for he is both cunning and refined. A smirk, dear friends, which always points to the left.

About Jon The newest member of the crew, Jon's our resident Beastmaster. Not just because he looks like Marc Singer, but because he lives with a guinea pig. Also, one time he wrestled bare with bear hands. Yeah, think about that one for a minute.

About Rob What does one do with a Master’s degree in English? Why, write movie reviews, of course! Rob lives in scenic Michigan, where, during the 13 months of winter his state is blessed with, he keeps himself warm watching good, bad, and ugly science fiction films. No premise is too shaky, no prequel is too shady, and no rubber monster is too, er, rubbery to dissuade his viewing.

About Bill Bill White has worked with nearly every comic book publisher on the planet. His highlights include comics for Casper, Donald Duck and Scooby-Doo! His work has also been in the animation field where he contributed on Ren & Stimpy and Inspector Gadget, among others. His own creation, Kaptain Keen and Kompany is in the process of being compiled for a complete collection. Any artwork on this site that's worth a damn, has probably been drawn by Bill! Check out his website at: Bill White Cartoons and tell him how much you love his artwork here!

Lego Advent Calendar - Day 12

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It's day twelve, but it feels like day twelve hundred! Have I officially ran out of ways to talk about bigging Lego walls? Yes, yes I have. So instead, I break all the rules and use the Lego pieces to build whatever the hell I want. This should be fun. You wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS!

Yeah we have another wall. Much like yesterday's wall which is still in the background of my mangled Advent... This one has a window.

Harvey Wallbagger.

What can I make from this heap of crap?

When I was a kid you just got a bunch of Legos in a box and tried to make crap out of it. They only had like 6 types of Legos back then, so your imagination was key. So yeah, using that method... I MADE A ROBOT! Say hello to Brick-Tron 6000! He has one long arm... It's for drying laundry.

And who's that? It's his trusty pooch, Block-boo! Yeah I made these two creations using only today's wall parts and two spare brown leftover bricks.

Sit Block-boo, sit. Good dog.

OH NO! Brick-Tron 6000 has become self aware! Now he's not using his arm to dry laundry, but instead dry humans for Soylent Jerky! QUICK DISASSEMBLE HIM WITH THE AXE!

"DELETE DELETE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

I said run you drunk!

Or you can build this...

I guess this thing I thought was a table is actually a bed. It looks pretty uncomfortable... Then again, it is a jail bed, so I guess it's not supposed to be comfortable.